ten Semen Scenes We Can't Unsee

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Photo: Universal Pictures ; Illustration: Dillen Phelps

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Insecure Season 2, Episode six, "Hella Blows" Let'due south be honest, the most recent episode of Insecure was the unabridged inspiration for this list. Issa (Issa Rae) continues to hoe around in season ii (you become daughter), which leads to a very fateful blow job (ooh, sorry daughter). She goes down on Daniel (Y'lan Noel) and works her magic so well that he finishes all over her face -- including in her eye. Seeing that human juice mass on her face was just as shocking for viewers equally it was for her. Well, almost.

HBO

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There'southward Something Most Mary The virtually iconic semen scene of all fourth dimension! Ben Stiller'south Ted jerks it before his big appointment with Mary, but then he can't find the stop result anywhere. Oh, but she does -- hanging from his ear. Mary mistakes it for "hair gel" and proceeds to give herself one of the most memorable, unfortunate hairstyles of all fourth dimension.

Twentieth Century Fox

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American Pie Party foul! Later Kevin (Thomas Ian Nicholas) adds a "protein heave" to a beer cup in the sleeping room, Stifler (Seann William Scott) later enters the room and gets a mouthful of something he wasn't quite planning on. If anyone was going to chug cum, we're just glad information technology was Stifler.

Universal Pictures

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Ted 2 Things go awry at a sperm bank, as they are known to practise with this muddy talking stuffed creature, and Mark Whalberg finds himself drenched in jizz. And yep, it's as disgusting every bit it is funny.

Universal Pictures

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Y Tu Mamá También Of course this sexy motion picture comes (pun intended) complete with a semen scene. You know, that thing when two bros lie around on diving boards and send their swimmers direct into the pool. That matter.

Anhelo Producciones

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Girls Season 2, Episode nine, "On All Fours" In one of the near controversial episodes of the unabridged HBO show's run, Adam (Adam Driver) finishes on Natalia'south (Shiri Appleby) breast and, well, he leaves quite a mess.

HBO

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40 Days And twoscore Nights Well, that's the opposite of a clean load (of laundry, at to the lowest degree). While Josh Hartnett's character is all pent upwards with sexual free energy (and juices, presumably) it is the metaphorical image in this dream sequence that says it all.

Miramax

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The Sweetest Thing This serves equally not only a great (and super funny) semen scene, but one of the best and most mortifying dry cleaning scenes of all time. When Jane (Selma Blair) drops off a stained dress, it is inspected like never before, including licking and the visitor of the clergy. Just drop and run, daughter.

Sony Pictures

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The Switch Ok, and so this i is less gross but much more frustrating. When Jennifer Aniston's Kassie is near to get knocked upwardly with handsome Patrick Wilson's sperm, spazzy Jason Bateman goes and knocks information technology out of its cup and into the sink. Should it accept been stored in a much more secure location, yes, of course. But the sperm he replaced in the loving cup did create the cutest darn child, and so not all sperm spills are bad news after all.

Mandate Pictures

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The Squid And The Whale Oh gosh, nosotros should be encouraging people to take out books from the library! Non so much hither, in a scene from Noah Baumbach's 2005 picture show that thoroughly explains how books get that sticky. Owen Kline'southward Frank Berkman is an angsty teen that retreats to the library just to rub up against the bookcase until he'due south all done, but spreads his goo all along a row of books. Rude.

Sony Pictures